More good stuff…this is kinda funny too!!!
When you are sad I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad!
When you are blue I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!
When you smile I will know you finally got laid!
When you are scared I will rag on you about it every chance I get!
When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining!
When you are confused I will use little words!
When you are sick stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have!
When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass and then think about helping your dumb-ass up!
This is my oath. I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask…because you are my “friend!”
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I started this web log one night after a particularly bad conversation with someone. I needed to get some stuff off my chest. What better way to vent than to just start typing? (If you talk to someone, then you have to answer questions.) I didn’t really know how to start a blog, so I just did it.
In my blog I will vent about things that piss me off, tell funny stories, or just type about things that might not be of interest to you, but these things will be part of my life. If at any time you don’t like what you’re reading, then by all means, go somwhere else!
Here is me and my cute puppy, Kobe…He is the cutest dog in the whole world! He loves to play and cuddle…He’s such a momma’s pup too, I love him! He’s great when I just need to hug someone, always ready for a hug! He is so precious! 
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now this is more like it!
Doc – Thanks! This is the kind of stuff a true friend would say to you!!! LOL!