Good quotes…

“You can’t hide from love for the rest of your life because you’re afraid it might not work out.” Good quote from a movie….Don’t know the name of it….Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton star in it, it’s on TNT right now…

Wish everyone thought that way. “You can’t outsmart getting hurt.” Another quote, same movie….Wish this one wasn’t true, unfortunately though, it is….

Latex Gloves….

How Latex Gloves Are Made:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves…

“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.

“No, I don’t” she replied.

“Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in China with a big tank of latex.  Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let  them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.”  She didn’t crack a smile. “Oh well, I tried,” he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure,she burst out laughing.  “What’s so funny?” he asked.

“I was just picturing how condoms are made!” she said.

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!

POLICE WARNING!!!!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer” to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and
in large “kegs.”

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as “A Relationship.” It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “Marriage.” Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please inform every male you know about this warning. (And women with a sense of humor!) If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up “Golf Courses” in the yellow pages.