What if the ‘Hokey Pokey’ is what it’s all about?

My boring world, in a weblog…

How sex starts…

This is freaking hilarious!

…a smile leads to a laugh

…a laugh leads to a high 5

…a high 5 leads to a hug

…a hug leads to a kiss

…a kiss leads 2 makeout

…a makeout leads 2 finger

…a finger leads to a hand

…a hand leads to a lick

…a lick leads to a suck

…a suck leads 2 a fuck.

…So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

…u add the bed

…subtract the clothes

…divide the legs

…leave your solution

…and pray you dont multiply!

November 29, 2006 - Posted by bridgetmarie | FUNNY BUT TRUE!, Funny!, Life, etcetera | | 1 Comment

1 Comment »

  1. add me please cheeky_chic_brittney@hotmail.com xox

    Comment by brittNEY xox | December 12, 2006 | Reply


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