A toast to New Years Eve….

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Well, tonight is the night that people are supposed to be able to start over, right??? Wipe the slate clean and start fresh. What a great idea….if only it really worked that way. We all make our resolutions and tell ourselves that things will be different with the new year…but are things ever REALLY different? Maybe in little ways things are different, but not totally.  The slate can never really be wiped clean, and people can never really get a fresh start…at least that’s my opinion, and opinions are like assholes, and everyone stinks.

What an attitude to have on New Years….Maybe I just have this attitude that leans toward the negative side because I’m alone for the first time in my life on New Years.  I have no one special to celebrate tonight with.  I mean, I do have plans tonight, but for the first time I’m a single girl…And I have heard that how a person spends New Years Eve is how they will spend the rest of the year. If there is any truth to that then I will be single for the rest of the year. Hopefully there is no truth in that….for my sake at least.

Now for some New Years toasts that I have heard (most of these toasts may be offensive to some ladies out there, so if you are an easily offended female, then I suggest you stop reading now…)

1. Here’s to you, here’s to me, here’s to girls that get on their knees!

2. I love ‘em in leather, I love ‘em in lace, I love ‘em the best when they sit on my face!

3. Good bye, good luck, get high, get f*cked!

4. In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want!

5. I drink champagne when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty!

6. May we be alive at this time next year!

7. Always do what you are afraid to do.

8. A toast! To our wives, and our girlfriends…may they never meet.

9. Gentlemen! I’ve drunk your health in Company,I’ve drunk your health alone. I’ve drunk your health so many times, I’ve darn near ruined my own! Here’s to me!

10. Here’s to the perfect girl. Who could ask for more, she’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.

11. Here’s to honor. Get on her. Stay on her. And if you can’t cum in her,cum on her.

12. Here’s to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, and all the soap this side of hell, won’t wash away that fishy smell.

13. Here’s to you and here’s to me, and to all the guys that lick us where we pee.

14. Here’s to those who sit when they pee.

15. Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold–
It’s paradise–pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me…
That’s all for now, I gotta pee!

16. Here’s to a long life and a happy one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!

17. Best while you have it use your breath,
There is no drinking after death.

18. To women and horses, and the men that ride them.

19. DOH – The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY – The guy who sells me beer.
ME – The guys who drinks the beer.
FAR – A long way to get beer.
SO – I’ll have another beer.
LA – I’ll have another beer.
TEA – No thanks I’m drinking beer.
And that brings me back to DOH!

20. Here’s to women.
No other creature in Heaven or hell,
Can take the fruit from a nut,
Without ever breaking the shell.

21. Down your throat,
Into your bladder,
Which end it comes out,
Does it really matter?

So, there are all the toasts that I know. Maybe you can use one of them this New Years Eve. Whatever you decide to do tonight, please be safe. Don’t drink and drive. Don’t drink then drive. Don’t drive drunk. I’m sure no matter where you live, or where you go to celebrate the coming of the year 2007, there will be plenty of police out on the roads looking to pull over any car that looks halfway suspicious. Please don’t let them find cause to incarcerate you. Don’t endanger yourself by driving drunk, and more importantly don’t endanger the lives of others on the roads tonight by driving drunk. Call a cab if you have to be out on the roads and you have been drinking.

Alright, that’s enough mothering from me for now. Just be safe!

~Until next time, Happy Blogging and Happy New Year!!!~

I’ve been neglecting my blog…

Hello all! Well, I have been a smidge neglectful to my blog lately. I stayed with my parents for a few days during the Christmas holiday, and when I’m there-I don’t use the internet much because they live so far out in B.F.E. that they cannot get anything other than dial up, and I’m just not that patient. Anyway, I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday-however you celebrate December 25th!

OK, so what’s been happening in my life???

Well, I visited some friends while I was in my hometown. I got to see family that I don’t get to see all of the time, that’s always a good thing. The rest of my holiday break from school has been spent drinking lots of alcohol and going to work…I did manage to go deer hunting twice…I didn’t get to kill a deer though. Hopefully next season I’ll get one!

So, I’ve been getting drunk almost every night, and staying out until the wee hours of the mornings. Then getting up at what I feel like has been the ass crack of dawn-but has actually been between 6:00 & 7:00 a.m. and getting ready for work and driving half an hour to work….I have felt sick most mornings because of all the beer I drank the night before….I think it’s time to slow down on the drinking again….I don’t like the sick beer tummy in the mornings~~and don’t bother asking me why I do it to myself because I don’t know the answer….

Tonight I went to a friends house with every intention of getting plastered again, but I ended up only having 3 or 4 beers. I laid on the couch under a blanket and listened to my friends discuss how they are going to talk to a soon to be roommate of theirs before he moves in….I decided not to listen to their conversation because it was none of my business, and frankly I didn’t give a shit. So, while they were getting into a heated conversation about stupid shit, I started thinking about my life….That always seems to depress me…

I just really wish that I was in a different place in my life right now…It’s funny that I got depressed about my life tonight…Today right before I left work, and by work I mean my Army unit, I got a safety briefing by my supervisor. He said the usual don’t drink and drive stuff, being the New Years weekend I knew exactly what he was going to say before he said it….But then he closed by telling me to not worry myself this weekend by thinking about all the relationship stuff that always gets me sort of depressed….He actually said to not worry about finding a relationship and that it would happen as soon as I stopped looking….(or words to that effect.)

Maybe his speech is what put that topic on the top of my brain tonight, maybe it was the fact that I realized I was sitting in my friend’s living room listening to people talk about dumb shit that bored me out of my mind…Who knows….At about 12:30 a.m. I decided I had had enough and wanted to come back to my house. Just being at my own house made me feel a little better about myself.

I’ll get over this stupid little minor depression, most likely I’ll be over it by tomorrow. No worries!

I have no idea what I’m doing tomorrow night….I’ll probably end up back at my friends house, and if that’s the case then I hope I’m in a better mood and there are people that have better things to do than talk about serious shit when I just want to have fun…..Saturday night is another night that I have no idea what I’ll be doing…Maybe I’ll go out with my cousin or something~~~then again, maybe I’ll just stay home and catch up on my cleaning and tv/movie watching skills, and make it an early night….

Now, Sunday night I do have plans. I’m going to listen to CMB, getting drunk, and I’ll prob stay at my aunt and uncle’s cabin with my cousins so I don’t have to drive home drunk. Not driving drunk is the best thing, especially this weekend! I plan on having loads of fun. I don’t know yet if I’ll get that special New Year’s kiss at midnight. I hope I get a midnight kiss, but I’m not going to just kiss a random guy in order to get it! Who knows…I would say “Who cares,” but I DO care.

So, now that I seem to be home more often now than I have been in the last couple of weeks, I will def try to not neglect my blog as much as I have been…

I hope everyone has awesome plans for New Years Eve, and I hope everyone plans to be safe this weekend (whether you being safe to you means buckling your seat-belt and driving your drunk friends home, calling a cab for yourself, or having condom(s) in your wallet just in case you meet a special random drunk person to take home after the New Years party…)

Until next time~Happy Blogging!

Another day gone…

Well, I thought I would post something since it’s been a few days….I went over to a friends house last night, then when I left there, I went to another friends house.  I was invited over to watch ‘Beer Fest’ at around 7:30 p.m., then I started listening to Justin and Jason play the guitar, and I played a bit too.  Then my other friend, Jason called, and when I left J & J’s apartment, I went to the other Jason’s house.  I got there at about 2:00 a.m., then stayed up and drank until about 4:00 a.m.  I crashed on the couch.  Once again, I got up this morning and came back to my house.

I feel like I do the same thing every day and every night…I should probably start studying for my finals…They start next week.  I should do alright on all of them…I am kind of worried about my Drug Education class though…

Well, I think I’m gonna have company tonight.  I’m supposed to start learning how to paly guitar.  Justin said he’s gonna teach me.  I already know the strings, ((E,A,D,G,B,E)  from top to bottom) I’m excited to learn how to play!

Well, I just checked my mail for the first time on probably a month….Yeah, I have tons of bills to pay, tons of junk mail, tons of magazines, tons of other shit too…I guess I better sign off for now so I can spend some money and keep my electricity on….Until Next Time~HappyBlogging~

Wild weekends???

Well, I had an interesting weekend…I went to a Christmas party Saturday night….The Culpepper Mountain Band played the party….They sounded great.  So after the party, I followed the band out, and one of the band members dropped his cell phone and asked me and my cousin to help look for it.  So I turned my car around to go look for it, in the dark, at 1 a.m.  I missed the turn, and when I was backing up to turn up the driveway, I backed into a tree…My bumper is totally messed up on the driver’s side, and my tail light is busted too…I’ll have to go get an estimate on it sometime to see if I can afford to fix it…

OK, so I went shopping on Friday….I had to get some stuff to wear to the party on Saturday.  I got a cute shirt, and 2 beanies, and 2 scarfs….Here is a picture of me in one of the beanies:

I love wearing beanies in the winter time.  They look so cute!   So, back to my weekend…

I had drill this weekend, so I was at my unit all day Saturday.  Then on Sunday, I had Military Funeral Honors Detail.  A veteran died and was buried in Jonesboro.  I am usually the soldier that plays the bugle at funerals, but this time, I got to fold the flag that is presented to the widow or next of kin.  I was a little nervous, but I ended up doing great.  I practiced folding the flag all day Saturday, so I was comfortable, but still a smidge nervous…

I didn’t get back home Sunday night until after 7 p.m.

I stayed at home for a little while and played with my pup, then I headed over to a friends house.  I ended up passing out on my friends couch.  I woke up this morning and cam eback to my house, then went to Camp Robinson to get some stuff done.

So, that was my weekend….I feel like I spent the whole thing driving…I’m tired of driving…

I hope ya’ll weekend was full of excitement just like mine, hopefully though no one else backed into a tree…..

Until Next Time ~Happy Blogging~