Words from my favorite comedian, Jim Gaffigan:

If dog is man’s best friend, then Catsup is definitely food’s best friend. Catsup is always there to help out or improve something you are eating. “These fries need catsup” or “I’m having Mac and Cheese for the 4th day in a row – this time I’ll add catsup and pretend it’s Marinara sauce”. You know what I mean.

Sadly, it seems we only realize how important catsup is when you don’t have it. We’ve all had the moment when we discover we have more fries than catsup? It ain’t fun brother. What if there never was Catsup? I know it’s scary thought. What if there was no tomato. That’s even scarier. No tomatoes means no catsup, probably no Italy. Who knows, maybe no Carla Gugino.

When was the last time you held a catsup bottle in your hands and said “Thank you catsup”? A while? Maybe it’s time you gave some props to the king of all condiments.

I love you and I think you know how I feel about catsup,

Jim

The above letter was posted in a bulletin by Jim Gaffigan…He is one of my friends on my MySpace page.  Gaffigan is my favorite comedian.  The first time I really remember seeing his stand up show was last year around Halloween.  I went to a Halloween party, and of course I got a smidge inebriated…I had ridden to the party with some friends, and I rode back from the party with them as well.  Well, my friends decided I was a little too drunk, so we left.  Apparently I did something to embarrass them, or they felt like I was going to do something to embarrass them very soon….Anyway, my friends and I left the party…When we got back to the apartment complex where my car was parked, I asked one of them if I could come up and watch TV until I sobered up some….When we got up to the apt, we turned on Comedy Central, and Jim Gaffigan was doing his stand up act.  It was the one with the ‘Hot Pocket’ bit in it.  I couldn’t stop laughing! Friggin hilarious!  If you’ve never heard him before, you need to figure out a way to hear him!

Anyway, I thought the letter in his bulletin on myspace was funny, so I had to share it with ya’ll!

Until next time~~~~~~~~~~~Happy Blogging!~~~~~~~~~~~