A repeat of some New Year’s Eve Toasts…..Enjoy!

1. Here’s to you, here’s to me, here’s to girls that get on their knees!

2. I love ‘em in leather, I love ‘em in lace, I love ‘em the best when they sit on my face!

3. Good bye, good luck, get high, get f*cked!

4. In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want!

5. I drink champagne when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty!

6. May we be alive at this time next year!

7. Always do what you are afraid to do.

8. A toast! To our wives, and our girlfriends…may they never meet.

9. Gentlemen! I’ve drunk your health in Company,I’ve drunk your health alone. I’ve drunk your health so many times, I’ve darn near ruined my own! Here’s to me!

10. Here’s to the perfect girl. Who could ask for more, she’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.

11. Here’s to honor. Get on her. Stay on her. And if you can’t cum in her,cum on her.

12. Here’s to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, and all the soap this side of hell, won’t wash away that fishy smell.

13. Here’s to you and here’s to me, and to all the guys that lick us where we pee.

14. Here’s to those who sit when they pee.

15. Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold–
It’s paradise–pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me…
That’s all for now, I gotta pee!

16. Here’s to a long life and a happy one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!

17. Best while you have it use your breath,
There is no drinking after death.

18. To women and horses, and the men that ride them.

19. DOH – The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY – The guy who sells me beer.
ME – The guys who drinks the beer.
FAR – A long way to get beer.
SO – I’ll have another beer.
LA – I’ll have another beer.
TEA – No thanks I’m drinking beer.
And that brings me back to DOH!

20. Here’s to women.
No other creature in Heaven or hell,
Can take the fruit from a nut,
Without ever breaking the shell.

21. Down your throat,
Into your bladder,
Which end it comes out,
Does it really matter?

 

It’s that time again blogland!  It’s almost New Year’s Eve, and that means that most of you will be out having a good time, at a party, with your friends, loved ones, and some of you will be with people you have just met, or haven’t met yet…..Whatever your New Year’s plans are this year, please remember this:

It’s better to drink and stay where you are, or have a sober designated driver take you to your final destination.

The police will always give you a free ride to jail.

If you drive drunk, you’re not only endangering yourself, you’re endangering everyone else  on the road too.

Sex is fun, but please use protection!!!

Please, have a great time this year, but always be smart and be safe.   You do want to live to see the rest of 2008, don’t you?!?!?!

Happy Blogging!!!

Well…What can I say?

OK, so today my bf is officially moving in with me…We went out with my parents last night to see the Trans Siberian Orchestra, it was a very good show! The lights corresponding with the music, the fire changing colors, everything was very good.  We all had a great time.

I had a pretty good Christmas this year.  I got stuff that I wanted, stuff that I asked for, and some stuff that I didn’t ask for.  My bf got me a very nice necklace.  It’s a white gold cross with a yellow gold heart around the center.  I just love it!  I got upset over Christmas too though…I feel like these two specific bitches choose to keep disrespecting me, and I would very much like to make them miserable….They won’t leave well enough alone and I’m getting tired of it.  I actually hate these two girls…I don’t say that unless I really mean it, and in this case, I really mean it.  I have come to the conclusion that if it keeps happening I will put a stop to it, and they won’t even know what or who hit them.

I have been cleaning my house for pretty much most of the day so far.  My bf’s stuff should be here soon, then we can get busy unloading all of it and mess my house up again in the meantime….Then after everything is unloaded, I’m cooking dinner.  I’m thinking steak, mixed veggies, potatoes, either baked or mashed, and toast….That sounds pretty good to me…Hopefully it’ll be enough food for the both of us….

So, the Razorbacks are playing Missouri in the Cotton Bowl on New Years….Hopefully the Hogs will beat the snot out of MO.  I don’t really keep up with football, but it would be nice to win!!!!

Alright, I guess that’s all I have for now….Until next time, Happy Blogging!!!!!